First off, who is this Ryan from Newgrounds Dot com? This reminds me of the time I made a sandwich that was spicy buffalo chicken, 3 pieces of salami, 2 pieces of Swiss cheese, and hot sauce on a hard roll.
When people in the future find this audio clip they will know what kind of society we used to live and this will go down in museums as one of the greatest historical track of all time. One thing that irked me was when you changed it up and mentioned water, but I still think it doesn't harm the overall dynamics of the sound waves.
All in all, great job on this audio and i'm definitely looking forward to some more tracks by this 'Ryan' of Newgrounds dot com.